Greg

A coffee table with feelings. Mostly bad ones.

Greg says
Greg is resting. Put something on him and he will tell you how he feels about it.
Resting0 of 6 · 0%
1 annoyed3 judging6 existential
Calms down
now
Silence line
not yet
Disturbed today
0

In English he speaks with Piper's Alan voice, the one he was written for. Dutch and Portuguese use your device's own voice. Greg calms down 8 seconds after the last disturbance, same as at home. The 20 minutes of quiet before his silence line are shortened to 20 seconds here, and his 42 minute brood is on a button.